I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
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Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
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You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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