i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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