don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
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Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
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Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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