Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
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So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
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He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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