I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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