I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
