Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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