Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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