I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
