Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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