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(847): View more from Illinois

Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Why does Jon Cryer have a career?

(1-860): View more from Connecticut

That is a good question.

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(334): View more from Alabama

He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...

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(248): View more from Michigan

Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?

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(201): View more from New Jersey

I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?

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(620): View more from Kansas

I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend

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