maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I wish there were birth control emojis
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
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