we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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