Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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