Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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