I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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