That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
The air was thick with penises
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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