Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
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My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
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Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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