when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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