They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
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you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
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I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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