the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
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I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
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Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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