she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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