he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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