By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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