yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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