dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
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went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
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And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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