Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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