I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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