Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
a search helicopter?!
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Randomize
