dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
