does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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