Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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