yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
