I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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