I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
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