He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
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And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
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Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
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