I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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