I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
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I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
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I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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