I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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