I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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