I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
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