i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
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I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
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he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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