dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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