Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
A+ Viking dick
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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