So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
Randomize
