And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Rumble strips road head = magical
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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