i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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