where am i from again
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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