If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
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Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
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I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
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