"it" just moved
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
people are starting to question the shark bite story
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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