Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I have grass duct taped all over my body
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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