People in love make me want to vomit
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
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i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
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They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
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