If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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