Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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