So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
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I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
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he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Two words: blizzard sex
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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