I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
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i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
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I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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