I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
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You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
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You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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